You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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