Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
you made out with another girl for some wings
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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