You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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