i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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