I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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