Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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