The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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