Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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