This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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