billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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