There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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