Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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