So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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