when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
