I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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