No, you can still breathe under the balls.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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