And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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