Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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