I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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