i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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