i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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