You surviving the open bar?
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Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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