some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
This is my gift to your gina
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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