dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
