So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
4 words: hood of his car
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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