whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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