is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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