Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize