last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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