Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
