He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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