sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Porn is love you can see.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
