she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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