i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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