i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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