I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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