My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
