she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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