After last night, I could never be a politician.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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