Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
my sisters under your porch take her home
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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