She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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