I'm gonna have a badass scar
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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