Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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