we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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