but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
