I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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