I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Couch. On fire.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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