So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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