Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Randomize