I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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