This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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