We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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