Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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