ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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