just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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