Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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